1. The Jack White and Black Keys beef is still cookin'.
Singer-songwriter Karen Elson, aka Jack White's ex-wife, is *finalllyyyy* working on her latest album, the follow up to 2010's The Ghost Who Walks
(also produced by White). 7 years, man. Anyway... Apparently Elson recruited a lot of awesome people to collaborate with on the new project, like Father John Misty, Laura Marling, Bright Eyes' Nate Wolcott, and more. But the collaborator who is currently sticking out the most? The Black Keys' Patrick Carney. If you remember, Jack White has had a ton of beef with the Black Keys in the past, so naturally people thought, "is there drama on this record?!" We hope so, because how do you enjoy something that's not tied to a juicy feud? Nothing like some good reality TV shit on a record. But Elson later tweeted and put all of our hopes and dreams to rest, confirming that there is no negativity and that they are all indeed, friends. #BOOOORING.
2. Chris Brown and Soulja Boy are entering the boxing ring in Dubai.
This is probably the MOST RIDICULOUS
thing I have EVER
heard, and I've lived through Donald Trump's presidential campaign. I've seen models pass out while walking in Kanye West's Yeezy Season 4 fashion show. I have trekked through the untamed porta potties on day 4 of Bonnaroo, felt the icy wrath of Drake and Meek's beef, and searched high and low for an answer as to why The Kardashians are famous without ever receiving an explanation... Yet THIS
is the craziest thing I have ever seen.
Chris Brown and Soulja Boy are actually planning a pay-per-view fight in Dubai. Why the f*ck in Dubai, you ask? Because it's illegal for the two to fight in the U.S. and they couldn't do Las Vegas, their first choice, because that would require a mandatory drug test, and you KNOW neither of these guys are passing. Apparently, this is not a publicity stunt - they just genuinely hate each other that much. They even got Floyd Mayweather Jr.'s company, Mayweather Promotions, to organize the event. I guess they will make some cash by making it pay-per-view, but this is the stupidest, most #WTF thing I have ever heard of in a long time. What is worse than two guys who hate each other violently fighting? Two guys who hate each other violently fighting ON DRUGS.
3. Tom Hiddleston clearly tries to win over Tay Tay and FAILS.
Last weekend, Tom Hiddleston won Best Performance By An Actor in a Miniseries or Television Film at the Golden Globes, and his acceptance speech was cringeworthy. It started off okay, but he looked visibly nervous as he hesitated and started going into a humble-brag shit show:
There were a lot of things wrong with the speech and apparently he knew that, because he later issued an apology via Facebook:
I mean, this was all clearly an attempt to win Tay Tay back, amirite? She was probably sitting at home watching when she decided to call BFF Gigi Hadid to sadistically cackle about it together over the phone.