Well, we all kind of knew it was going to happen. Don't panic. Here, breathe into this paper bag. Pop "star"/Hefty trash bag spokesperson Ke$ha
has been teasing a new album, a new song called "Die Young," and a new lack of personal hygiene. Watch this teaser clip for "Die Young," where Ke$ha obnoxiously belts the melody to her new song while a bunch of Japanese commuters look confused and terrified.
Only Ke$ha does an off-the-cuff a cappella version of a song WITH AUTO-TUNE. Is she using her phone? Is is a DROID RAZR 3D with Beats Audio? Is she going to die young, as promised? When was the last time she came in contact with a bar of Irish Spring? ALL THESE QUESTIONS AND MORE, TONIGHT, IN MY NIGHTMARES.