Gang Bangs, Dick Bongs, and the Best Of Madonna's Reddit AMA
  • TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2013

  • Posted by: Julian Jacobson

Madonna is an ever-current cultural phenomenon. Just take a look at her Wikipedia page for proof: she is referred to as an "icon" (whether a musical, feminist, or queer one) no less than eleven times! Yesterday, she let users of the Internet forum Reddit "Ask Madonna Almost Anything." More than twelve thousand comments later, here is some of what we learned:

1. Madonna lived with Brad Pitt, and they had a blonde child together. In a recent dream. Would have been a cute child though! "Sorry Angelina."



2. If Madonna is going to date a random stranger from the Internet, she is going to need to see photos first.



3. She keeps pets - "fish and some cockroaches."



4. Someone got her penis-shaped bong for her birthday. It was the best present she ever got.



5. Snoop Lion made an appearance in the thread, and asked when they were going to go on a canoe ride. I guess it would be pretty cool if they did.



6. Madonna really doesn't like hydrangeas, a South-East Asian type of flower. In fact, if you're going to offer her a bouquet of them, you might as well shove it up your ass. Fans should know this - during a press conference at the Venice Film Festival two years ago, she was overheard saying she "absolutely loathes hydrangeas" after a fan handed her some.



7. She also doesn't like to use punctuation. Here is what she had to say of the Mexican artist Frida Kahlo: "She was the subject of her art all of her work is a self portrait and yet she shared universal stories and feelings by sharing her personal story also she was a freedom fighter and she lived a controversial life and was a survivor so i admire her life story and art the way she lived her life as well as her art"



8. The best remedy for a broken heart is a good old gang bang. Also, if you're going through a break-up you should listen to her song "Gang Bang."

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