has often demonstrated his unique editorial voice in various settings, including his colorful remarks during interviews and his prolific Twitter feed. So yeah, this is kind of awesome.
I think it speaks for itself. (via his Tumblr
From [Huffington Post's] front page item "BACK TOGETHER?":
Are John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston back on? Mayer seemed to indicate they might be when he spoke in front of a crowd of 18,000 at his concert on Sunday at the Hollywood Bowl in LA.
"I believe in second chances!" he said. "You might have been a pain in the ass the last time around, but you can still start over again from home base. Next time you get a text from the one you love just text back 'come over' - no matter what happened in the past. If you really love someone, just tell them and be with them."
Huffington Post, this is reporting? How do you pay your writers now, in Silly Bandz? Do you meet your sources in a malt shoppe? This is equal parts fabricated, cobbled together and misleading. Let's break it down: I don't think I ever said "I believe in second chances!" but I can't be 100 percent sure, as it's possible I could have accidentally said something succinctly and to the point. The next sentence is from the song "Half of My Heart," in reference to the idea that meeting new people allows for hiding old mistakes. (Well, for most people at least.) The sentence about texting comes from the show's encore, "Edge of Desire," in a moment of giving people permission not to beat themselves down for still wanting someone. Two sentences about different things at different points in a concert.
The reason I'm calling you out instead of all the other magazines that make stories up out of thin air is that In Touch and Star Magazine aren't concurrently writing pieces about Pat Tillman or WikiLeaks. Those other rags know who they are, and even if they're obnoxious, I'd rather have to live with them because they (and the rest of the world) know where they stand, which doesn't make them one tenth as dangerous as you are. Youre a stripper wearing reading glasses. Or maybe youre an insolvent law student willing to dance for a few extra dollars. Either way, its uncomfortable to watch you try to wrap yourself around a pole when you have that C-Span scar.
I'm not a politician. I have no celebrity endorsements. So it is with a clear conscience that I'm able to title your piece on this post, should you decide to try make a few more bucks for whatever body wash or slasher flick you're hocking today.
JOHN MAYER SLAMS HUFFPO: "GO F**K YOURSELF!"
The end. -joe puglisi