Um, the world is a weird place. Old news: turning yourself into a diamond after you die. New hotness: turn yourself into A VINYL PRESSING OF YOUR FAVORITE SONG. Read on if you're feeling particularly morbid today.
Gizmodo reports: a business in the UK called "And Vinyly" charges 2,000 ($3,100) for the privilege of having your cremated remains sprinkled into a vinyl pressing of the music of your choice. They also offer (for another pseudo-ridiculous sum) to stock the record in stores for you. You can even have a song written for you, but why bother when there are so many great, ironic options already out there?
"Stairway To Heaven"
"Knocking On Heaven's Door"
"Sympathy For The Devil"
"Spirit In The Sky"
...you get it.
Check out all the details at their website. Or just live for a while. Both viable options.-joe puglisi
P.S. It is now in my will that my remains are to be pressed into 10,000 copies of the "Fame" theme song. GET IT?