Are you an R. Kelly fan? Of course you are. Well, to honor the career of such a storied musician, some sexy soul created The R. Kelly Button
. The big, gold button appearing at the bottom of the screen is your all access pass to everything R. Kelly. It's a randomizer of seemingly every song R. Kelly has ever been on and every time I click it, a wave of exhilaration hits and I lose my shit.
The button hit me with the "Make It Rain" remix first featuring Weezy and just kept the silk coming with the classic "Number One" with Keri Hilson. I would have kept going all day if I didn't had to write this post, but I snuck in one more and the button didn't disappoint. Out came "Ignition" and all I could do was sit back and enjoy the buttery goodness.
Do I really, really like R. Kelly? To be honest, you're never going to find out, because I've been trapped in this damn broom closet for the last two days and I'm delirious and running low on food. Send help!