Last month we investigated Corey Feldman's involvement in one of those energy drink pyramid schemes following the release of his painfully awkward "Ascension Millennium"
music video. Yes, you read that correctly. Corey Feldman is making music. The pop persona he's trying to create is a strange combination of Michael Jackson and Hugh Hefner, which as you might imagine, is about as oil and water as one could get. Lucky for fans of the cringe, the former child star invited us back to the "Feldmansion" where it's Christmas all year, strippers dress like angels and Ron Jeremy noses around like a pig in shit. Watch the "DUH" music video.
Apparently, the out-of-season video was a promo for not only Feldman's forthcoming record Angelic to the Core
, but it was also a promotion for his birthday bash, which took place this past Friday. According to the flyer at coreysangels.com
, for only $250 bucks we could have gone to see someone named DJ BeatSnob. That fee includes 30 minutes in a hot tub! Lucky for the ladies, it was a free event, unless you were too ugly to pass the approval process. Celebrities also got in free, BUT according to the event's page
, if Corey doesn't recognize your name, you ain't gettin' on that list. Here's the flyer: