Flo Rida and Pitbull Have Dreams of Ass Land
  • WEDNESDAY, JULY 31, 2013

  • Posted by: Owen Reuther

It's official. The world's greatest and most entertaining happy place resides within the minds of Flo Rida and Pitbull. This might be the greatest video of all time; paradoxically, it also might be one of the worst songs of all time. At its core, it is Pitbull and Flo Rida professing their immense love for asses. It features a magical land where women don't have heads, and where torsos are replaced by upside down asses.





Flo Rida laughs candidly as he steers a speedboat through the calm waters near the legendary Ass Islands.






He eats an ass ice cream cone. Surprisingly, this makes sense within the context of the lyrics, "My last name must be Robbins / 'Cause I'm basking in these asses/ all 31 flavors keep calling."






There are weird zebra things floating through the water, mermaids (who apparently have asses?), and friendly alligators that seem to share these terrible musicians affinity for asses.














Pitbull looks like he might be getting a little too close to this giant ass.






I don't think that's a safe place to park your car.






Step into the magical ass land and watch the video below.

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