Adults Made This: Tay Allyn's 'Mass Text' Is Painful
  • THURSDAY, JULY 18, 2013

  • Posted by: David Spelman

Tay Allyn's "Mass Text" has to be a joke right? The fact that her website claims "she is a recent graduate from the USC School of Theatre and Music where she was the Commencement Speaker for her class, has created a new breed of Pop thats like Ke$ha without the sex, and Lady Gaga without the avant garde, and was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013" has I'm-messing-with-you all over it. Let's hope so, or USC and JT have a lot of explaining to do. While Rebecca Black's "Friday" was not meant to go viral, "Mass Text"'s out-of-tune Autotune and video featuring her playing with Barbie dolls and texting "Drew Crush" seems to be intentionally bad. By the way, a phone number is listed on Tay Allyn's website - I think she's about to receive a lot of mass texts.

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