The Best NSFW Music Videos of 2014 (So Far)
  • THURSDAY, JULY 10, 2014

  • Posted by: Jason Wien

Let me start by saying: I know why you came here, and you're all a bunch of perverts!

Just level with me, it wasn't for the music. It was for that sweaty, sloppy, unadulterated nakedness. Maybe it was for some blood and violence as well, but let's be real, it was the former that had you shamefully dimming the light on your monitor and double clicking this link. And because the internet without NSFW would be as monotonously dull as Friday night Monopoly party with your grandparents, we are delivering the best nakedness the world wide web has to offer — the greatest perspiring man-boobs, disturbingly gory murder scenes, and glittered genitalia we've not-so-desperately scoured the internet to find.

So with the knowledge and hope that there will be plenty more videos like the ones we are about to share with you, here are the top 5 NSFW music videos of 2014 thus far:

1. Joywave "Tongues"

Joywave's "Tongues" is the kind of music video that is as equally intriguing as it is absurd. It's about a young tribe of naked forest dwellers who are being chased by hunters who oppose their carefree habits and hope to capture them. And the only way to capture these nude free-runners? Rifles filled with clothing, of course.



2. Vengaboys "2 Brazil!"

Supplying the World Cup with a few hundred images of Brazil's finest goods, the Dutch Euro-dance crew, Vengaboys, released a pretty raunchy music video — a remix to their early single "To Brazil" — celebrating breasts of all shapes and sizes... At least they don't discriminate, and that's really what the World Cup is all about.



3. The GOASTT (The Ghost Of A Saber Tooth Tiger) "Animals"

We would be giving Sean Lennon and his lover Charlotte Kemp Muhl the benefit of the doubt if we believed that their latest music video, "Animals", was for artistic purposes and not just to show off their erotically-wacky thought process, but with this one we're not quite sure what to think. The video has Lennon singing to lamas, cops suggestively stroking their batons, and naked ladies wearing animal masks.

Inquire below with some serious hesitation:



4. Twelve Foot Ninja "Aint That A Bitch"

When Melbourne's most absurd rock-metal outfit, Twelve Foot Ninja, decided to crowd-fund their latest music video in hopes of making the most experimentally unconscientious anti-cyber bullying video possible, fans had no idea what was coming to them. The result: your best friend turns into a zombie, you grind him up like that scene in Fargo, then serve him to your family and friends at your next barbecue. All with the ending slogan: "Be kind to one another." Just make sure not to watch this all-too-bloody mess while you're still digesting your lunch.



5. Mac DeMarco "Passing Out Pieces"

As soon as this video starts — from the blood-soaked finger-salad up until the sadistic DeMarco shoots his friend in the head for not liking a cooking show — you'll be questioning what the hell is wrong with this dude. Whether the answer is paranoia, insanity, and/or just Mac DeMarco's grotesque urge for making people purge, the end result is one that will leave you questioning who, other than a total psycho, would find this interesting. But in the event that your stomach is stronger than mine, just attempt to watch this whole video in one shot. Also, did I mention that the video has DeMarco giving birth to an alien while in a bathtub surrounded by heads of lettuce? Yep, it's that weird.



Stay tuned for a more updated NSFW list as the summer progresses.

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