LOL courtesey of The Daily What
Instead of being boring and talking about all the transparent references to DADT and the Catholic Church, I am just going to make an unordered list of some of my thoughts, no matter how random, during the first and second watching of
Lady Gaga video for (what I admit is an excellent summer song) "Alejandro", directed by fashion photographer Steven Klein. Let's begin!
"Alejandro":
Right off the bat, I KNOW
this guy is going to go ape-sh*t.
Why is everyone wearing a Moe wig? Seriously!
The truth is out there!
Gaga loves dark lipstick. Does that make me a gladiator in a Moe wig for noticing?
Isn't "ate my heart" in "Monster"? Why waste a heart on a pillow image here and not follow through with the eating?
This is like
Spartacus meets
Sex and the City meets
Six Feet Under meets
Underworld meets
Family Guy.
I bet Lady Gaga does a lot of cocaine.
The Rosary? I'm red in the face from being slapped by those HAM HANDS. Stop production in the LOL factory, I'm going to need new sides.
Also the "smoke my cigarette and hush" dance move at 6:10 is the new most hilarious dance move ever. I actually did laugh out loud here, because COME ON.
Machine Gun boobs, an homage to
Austin Powers?
We have a new candidate for horsiest face! Look out SJP and runner up Trace Cyrus! (He is
this guy)
It's Kanye West's birthday today. #crazyisborninpairs
Pitchfork was right about "uncomfortably sexy", except for the sexy part. I feel like my Grandma is watching me watch this and asking questions about Gaga's face.
7:50 - In, out, in, wiggle. Better hand move, or BEST hand move?
The end was like "what else can we do that'd be visually cool?! BURN THE FILM IN SYMBOLIC PLACES!" Again,
this guy is going to have a problem with that, because burning out your eyes is a sign of the Illuminati or something.
I need a shower. -
joe puglisi 