Instead of being boring and talking about all the transparent references to DADT and the Catholic Church, I am just going to make an unordered list of some of my thoughts, no matter how random, during the first and second watching of Lady Gaga video for (what I admit is an excellent summer song) "Alejandro", directed by fashion photographer Steven Klein. Let's begin!
Right off the bat, I KNOW this guy is going to go ape-sh*t.
Pitchfork was right about "uncomfortably sexy", except for the sexy part. I feel like my Grandma is watching me watch this and asking questions about Gaga's face.
7:50 - In, out, in, wiggle. Better hand move, or BEST hand move?
The end was like "what else can we do that'd be visually cool?! BURN THE FILM IN SYMBOLIC PLACES!" Again, this guy is going to have a problem with that, because burning out your eyes is a sign of the Illuminati or something.