Adults Made This: The WORST Rap Video Ever
  • WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26, 2013

  • Posted by: Matt Howard

It's been quite some time since we featured a video as an Adults Made This?! post, but we were just waiting for Lafear aka Dirty Black to release the world premiere of "The Secret". What is the secret, you ask? Well, apparently it involves whisper rapping and above-ground swimming pools occupied by an entourage of possibly preggers bikini "babes". The video opens with a killer line "I'll shove a tree bark up your mama ass," and gently cascades into disclaimers that if you don't like his music or video, a. fuck you, and b. you're a bitch. The strange, often inaudible voice has a hint of Wesley Willis absurdity, but lacks the late great's fun-loving schizophrenia. Lafear is bad, and the video is the worst. His taste for the young ladies was made clear in the line "She gotta get up early to do her home-work/Before she go to school." Chris Hanson has his eye on you Dirty Black. Supposedly a behind-the-scenes and blooper reel is in the works, which will "shed some perspective on the video." And Lafear has no fear when it comes to YouTube commenters.
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