It's probably fair to assume that neither Kim Kardashian nor Kanye West have ever been wedged shoulder to shoulder in the sweaty and heat-stroked throngs of the great unwashed festival crowd, or waited on line for an hour to use a putrid sun-baked port-a-potty, so I guess it should be no surprise that swapping out the masses of molly-pumped twenty somethings for masses of sugar-rushed toddlers sounded like a fun way to celebrate their daughter's first birthday. This past Saturday Kimye put on Kidchella in honor of North West's first year, and in true Yeezus fashion everything was just a slightly more dope version of classic kid party favorites: a face painting tent
, karaoke stages
and a full blown Ferris wheel to out shine the already lavish bouncy castle. The Kidchella line-up could use some work: headliners included the Jenner family, see the instagram footage below. Luckily North's aunt Khloe Kardashian was there to keep the vibe Coachella by sporting an obnoxious feather head dress.
The birthday festival was hosted at the Calabassis home of Kourtney and Scott Disick, the mansion's previous tenant was the Beibster so I hate to break it to you Kanye, but Kidchella probably ranks pretty low on the list of things that might be said if those walls could talk. Don't worry Yeez, there's always "Todlaroo" 2015.
Check out the Jenner girls "Kidchella" 2014 performance here.