1. Katy Perry ranks her lovers from best to worst.
I'm sorry, guys. I know we've been talking about Katy Cat an awful lot lately -- we even dedicated an entire WTF Weekly post just to her a few weeks ago
. There's a reason for this though: her entire promo cycle for her album Witness
has been a train wreck just desperate for attention. We know she's purposely doing wacky things, like rekindling her feud with Taylor Swift and claiming that she is all of a sudden "woke" to insert herself back in the public eye and get people talking about her, so you know what? We're going to give her exactly what she wants, because after listening to Witness
, we've decided it's way less fun to talk about the music and way more entertaining to talk about the stunts she pulls.
To bring attention back to her album, Katy decided to bring James Corden on her livestream as a guest to play Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts.
It's basically where he asks her a bunch of super personal questions and she can choose to either answer or eat something gross like alien tongue or dog shit (okay, neither of those items are actually in the game, but basically the same thing). One of the real food items though was a 1,000 year-old egg -- she could either eat that, or rank the bedroom skills of her three exes, Diplo, Orlando Bloom, and John Mayer.
Katy so bravely chose to answer the question -- either because she wanted to make headlines, get back together with her exes (all of them?), or she sincerely just didn't want to eat the egg. We don't know. What's wrong with a little protein anyway? She rated Diplo as third, then Orlando Bloom, and then John Mayer. Congrats John, Katy still loves you! Glad to know that you rock not only the guitar, but the bed.
2. But wait, the story continues!
Sure, now we know John Mayer is good at sex, but you know what else we know? Diplo isn't, and he had something to say about it:
Looks like Diplo is either saying this to cover up his ego, or maybe he's calling Katy Perry unmemorable. Or maybe he really just doesn't remember, because don't forget that we are
talking about Diplo here and he most definitely has "fun" while he's on tour, if you're picking up what I'm picking down. I'm sure there is no shortage of lady friends in the world of Diplo.
3. Justin Bieber gets bullied by his fans, about time.
While performing at Summerburst Festival in Stockholm, Justin Bieber was requested to perform "Despacito," the Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee song THAT HE IS LITERALLY ON,
and he said no because he doesn't even know it. Hasn't this already happened before and he started singing "dorito dorito dorito" over and over again to replace the original lyrics? You'd think he'd learn the song by now, and that's what his fans thought too, because they responded to his denial by throwing a water bottle at his head.
It looks like Justin Bieber's relationship with his fans is finally morphing into the same type of relationship he had with Selena Gomez: unhealthy. There's lots of hate going back and forth (remember those times Bieber did this
, and this
) and now it looks like his fans are finally getting fed up with his immature ungratefulness. They'll still come to his shows because they're whipped, but they'll also throw water bottles at him while they are there. What a beautiful and toxic love/hate relationship Bieber has conjured up.