Metalcore Murder Plot Brings Out The Crazy
  • WEDNESDAY, MAY 08, 2013

  • Posted by: Dorit Finkel

Christian metalcore band As I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis was arrested today for conspiring with a hitman to murder his wife. That's funny and all, but the best part about this news is that it's brought the crazies out of their basements and into the comments sections. Enjoy some of our favorites below:

On reuters.com:

LazarusDark wrote:
I'm having trouble believing this. I'm not saying its impossible, Christians are just as fallible as anyone, but this wouldn't be the first time they tried to silence an outspoken Christian with trumped up charges. We'll need more details...


Yes, because the problem with the world is that too few Christians are able to voice their beliefs in public.

On abcnews.com:

Matthew7_5 wrote:
Accept it: "Conspiracy to commit murder"? so where is the trial and jury for all of the U.S. Government officials that not only conspire to commit Murder, but act upon it Everyday?! What worries me, is that the fate of this man hangs in the hands of the Same government that is willing to send a missile into its own pentagon! I Beg that anyone that reads this comment would Please look into that. I agree that it is far too early to get the whole picture, but I'm just afraid that the "official picture" we are fed, will be the furthest from the truth. Only time will tell. God Bless


Yes, please do look into that, readers, before we blow up our own Pentagon again.

Oh, and another gem from Matthew7_5:

Guilty until proven innocent! Nice to see that the Thought Police are working hard to doom us all. Was any crime Actually committed? Did he Actually kill his wife? Did Anyone kill his wife? No?? Oh, all he did was allegedly talk to an undercover cop? Hmmm sooo lets get this straight... all he did was use his First Amendment right to FREE SPEECH and hes going to get strung up for 3-9 years?!! Proud to be an american, where at least I know I'm....oh wait.. nvm. GOD BLESS AMERICA, You are ALL going to need it (Oh nice Pic to use ABC! glad you took it upon yourself to try and find the most "unstable" looking image of the singer)

Yes, why didn't we wait until he actually killed her? Freedom, my foot! Excuse me while I go exercise my free speech rights and have a conversation with a hitman about you, Matthew5_7.

On latimes.com:

John Sullivan1 wrote:
God, through the sacrifice of himself, brutally beaten and killed, by himself and to himself creates a hypocrisy that radiates down to a idiot who couldn't find something better than "Christian" to label himself with. There was no sacrifice! He came back to rule oover the universe! He lost nothing! It's a con Job!


You heard it here first, folks! The crucifixion was a con job!

August wrote:
It's NOT HIS FAULT, the Devil made him do it....


Well, now I feel better.

But overall, we think this comment on usmagazine.com summed it up pretty well:

angrysloth said:
as i gay crying

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