Wanna Know What Song You Were Conceived To?
  • TUESDAY, MAY 27, 2014

  • Posted by: Matt Howard

Suddenly it all makes sense...For years I've walked at a peculiar pace; one that required my fingers to be pointed tightly together as my arms remained at tight, right angles. Alas, according to Porktrack — a goofy site that predicts the song that (probably) led to your conception (aka your very own baby-makin' music) — my parents got freaky to The Bangles' "Walk Like An Egyptian"...Weird. According to the site's creator, the selections are guessed according to Billboard Hot 100 data.

Find out your own Porktrack here, or just listen to mine below while I go cry in a cold shower.

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