Many of us have fallen victim to bad-decision tattoos. Luckily for myself and my fellow plebeians, our ill-shaped spring break mistakes can and will remain hidden forever, or at least until a fateful day at the beach. Celebrities, however, aren't so fortunate when it comes to their ink choices, as their disastrous body art is rarely forgotten and regularly scrutinized. The latest casualty of such ignorance was UK rapper Dappy
, who recently received his first face tattoo. Unfortunately, it's not a duck, because a Dappy Duck would make way too much sense. His act of lunacy came in the form of a much smaller decal—an empty hashtag (pictured above). According to Dappy, "By the way, the reason I got a # Tatted on my FACE was simply 2 make sure IT stays trending 4 ever." Respect.
This tattoo is actually tiny and nonthreatening, and could serve quite a few purposes...If he's playing any sport, he can let his opponents know that he's #1; If he's taking a standardized test, he'll never forget his #2 Pencil. Clearly there have been far worse tattoo decisions made my musicians throughout the years. Here are a few...
All he needs now is a creepy white van and a suspicious playground parking lot. Street cred at its finest.
Next time you complain about Facebook's imminent redesigns, think about how T-Pain must feel.
"She fell down the stairs, tell em tattoo face, tell em how you fell down the stairs..."
If the Washington Redskins have to change their name, Justin Bieber should have to get this atrocity removed S.O.A. style.
He's just the worst.