Avril Lavigne's 'Hello Kitty' Ain't So Pretty
  • TUESDAY, APRIL 22, 2014

  • Posted by: Tayi Sanusi

Let me guess...you've all just been aching to watch Avril Lavigne singing in an offensive Japanese accent while eating sushi and drinking sake? Unfortunately you'll have to suffer through two minutes of her chanting "Come Come, Kitty Kitty, You're so pretty" and some cringe worthy dub-step first. My respect for Avril Lavigne has been on a steady decline since sometime around 2006 when she could no longer ride on the coat tails of her rock/pop anthems "Complicated" and "Skater Boy". Come on girl...you're 30 years old...you're old enough to know what the words "dignity" and "artistic integrity" mean, but then again, you did marry Nickelback's Chad Kroeger. It's like you couldn't just star on some sketchy reality show, or host another season of American Idol like all of the other performers with dwindling careers. You had to take the Hello Kitty franchise down with you. I may be a sleep addicted, underachieving, and potentially misguided college student, but even I don't have time for this ridiculousness. Seriously, I'm only writing this rant because my boss bribed me with left over Easter goodies. While I sit in my cubicle eating a mediocre cookie in the shape of a rabbit I can't help but feel a little sad inside... but mostly just annoyed. Avril, do us all a favor: volunteer at a puppy shelter, rescue an epileptic cat from a tree, anything...just please stop killing our brain cells with this nonsense.

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