The Bieber Fever has officially been declared an airborne hazard. No longer is the illness confined to tweens and middle-aged moms, it's now a threat to bros everywhere. Similar to the Sigourney Weaver Fever of the 80s, which severed male friendships over her questionable hotness, Bieber is infecting best friends worldwide.
This individual has clearly caught the bug. His Stephen Lynch-styled jingle spells out his adoration of the pocket-sized pop star. Notice the jaundice skin tone and the exhausted eyes, it's nearly full-blown.