Austin's Craigslist Is Riddled With SXSW Weirdos
  • FRIDAY, MARCH 07, 2014

  • Posted by: Matt Howard

With SXSW kicking off in Austin, Texas next week, the city's eccentric citizens have taken to Craigslist to capitalize on the massive out-of-towner invasion for both love and employment. Whoever tried to keep Austin from being weird never stood a chance. Here are a few of the wackiest finds...

Twenty bucks an hour is actually the national average rate for looking like a total dork.



No discrimination against age, race, OR size? The people of Austin truly are the most progressive Texans.



We've all given this old trick a shot..."Just Kissing". It's for a project I swear! And how many dollar signs does it take to make 50 bucks worth more than 50 bucks?



It's for his 'personal collection'. But 75 bucks...that's like almost 40 per nip!



This. is. my. nightmare.



Even the cops are posting! (Admittedly, I had to Google "reggies")




Browse the listings yourself, if you dare. Oh, and will someone help this poor guy out? He's been posting trying to get his dumb dog shaved for like three weeks.

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