gwyneth paltrow plans country album, world cries uncle
  • MONDAY, MARCH 07, 2011

  • Posted by: Joe Puglisi

Monday came out SWINGING. Gwyneth Paltrow, best known in the music world as "why is she performing at The Grammys? That one stint on Glee?" is in talks with Atlantic Records to release a country album. I know our teachers/parents/guidance counselors always told us "dream big", and "you can do anything you put your mind to" and "get a job", but it feels slightly diminutive to people with actual dreams when famous rich people get to be both mediocre AND successful. Why can't I be the sixth Stroke who just plays the tambourine? Nevermind, let's just think of a bunch of names for her album!

Dark Side of the Goop
Sgt. Pepper Potts
I Sang A Song On Glee, Buy This!
A Rush Of Goop To The Head
Songs For The Working Billionaire Mother
G-Day
Goops!... I Did It Again

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From Gwen's thoughts on the matter in Page Six:

"While some music critics were not bowled over by her performances, Gwyneth has big aspirations. She'd like to record with Jay-Z, a close friend of her and Martin. She added during red-carpet interviews, "I think we'd be a good combination."


Yeah Jay-Z and Gwyneth Paltrow go together like birds of a bomb strapped to my face. "Check please" - Earth.

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