The things you are slated to promote when you make the transition from hard-knock rapper to Law and Order actor and movie star may not have been fully explained to Ice-T and Ice Cube. I mean, I think they should have expected to do a little low-budget work in order to keep it real. Just because you now enforce fictional law doesn't mean you can be a sell out! As an act of loyalty to their given names (that they gave themselves), they are now the face of your local fountain soda dispenser!

Whoever did this is our hero, and we suggest we all continue this work and make sure no ice dispenser in America is left un-T-Cubed! Go!