Though it pains us to admit it, tween heartthrob (and possible lesbian) Justin Bieber
is probably going to stick around for a while, most likely due to the evil team of Illumnati working on his branding in a secret Denver lair. Nevertheless, his latest (18+!) round of songs is starting to appear, with the first new cut "Boyfriend" (off his forthcoming Believe
LP) is more or less watered-down Justin Timberlake. The song was written by Mike Posner, which leaves us wondering if he pre-approved Bieber's casual use of "swaggie." It really only serves to detract from what is otherwise a pretty mature pop track (for a kid). JK, this song is tofu-pop at its most unsalted.
You know what they say, don't knock it 'till you've tried it. So try it quick, and then you'll have every right.
is out at some point, despite the rumored help from Kanye and Drake, you probably won't listen anyway.