Remember that Andre 3000/James Murphy/Gorillaz collab that Converse put together a couple of weeks ago? This is going to be way better. In today's weekly addition of "Headlines That Should Never Occur," Ke$ha ("Blow"), the Flaming Lips (The Soft Bulletin), and Biz Markie ("Just a Friend") have made a song together. No, it's not April Fool's yet. The Flaming Lips are releasing a collaboration double-album for Record Store Day, and this inevitable gem is called "2012." The Lips are also working with Chris Martin, Nick Cave, and Justin Vernon, but those pieces will obviously pale in comparison to Wayne Coyne's long-awaited chance to work with the woman behind "Your Love Is My Drug" and "Tik-Tok." It's going to be legen-wait for it-dary. Did we mention that the sarcastic font button is broken today?