music critic of the day: indie hulk
  • WEDNESDAY, MARCH 02, 2011

  • Posted by: Joe Puglisi

A couple of weeks ago we mentioned the joy of INDIE HULK and his music-centric Twitter tirades. Now he's got his own column on The Daily Swarm and it's the best music writing since Hipster Runoff. PITCHFORK SMASH.

Here's the Hulk review for the lukewarm Radiohead effort, The King Of Limbs:

FINALLY, MONTH NOT COMPLETE UNLESS HULK TALK ABOUT NEW RADIOHEAD ALBUM, THE KING OF LIMBS!!! NINE DOLLARS FOR EIGHT TRACKS TOO MUCH TO ASK OF HULK!!! JONNY GREENWOOD VERY-AWARE HULK SUFFERING WRATH OF RECESSION!!! WHY NOT DONATE PORTION OF SWEET FILM-SCORING BANK TO HULK?!!

HULK REMINISCE BACK TO DAYS WHEN RADIOHEAD GAVE AWAY MUSIC AND THOM YORKE KEPT SOLO PROJECT SOUND AWAY FROM MAIN BAND!!!

BLOOM IS TERRIBLE OPENER!!! IT LIKE THEY TOOK 15 STEP AND THREW IT IN BLENDER WITH A STEEL BOOT AND HIT PUREE!!!

YORKE WAKE-UP A BIT ON MORNING MR. MAGPIE!!! HULK ACTUALLY DETECT VIABLE MELODY HERE!!! NICE AMBIENCE MAKE HULK EXCITED!!! BUT LOTUS FLOWER FEEL LIKE COUSIN OF MAGPIE!!! DERIVATIVES MAKE HULK WANT TAKE HULK MACBOOK AIR AND SMASH ON GROUND!!!

AT THIS POINT, HULK PUT DOWN BOSE HEADPHONES AND PICK UP VINYL OF AMNESIAC!!! HULK COULD GO ON ABOUT KING OF LIMBS, BUT WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO KNIVES OUT!!! BUT HULK MIGHT BE WRONG!!!

HULK NO WANT RADIOHEAD TO DISSAPEAR COMPLETELY, BUT HULK IN LIMBO ABOUT BEING OPTIMISTIC!!!


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