Since we were "accidentally" exposed to Janet Jackson's strangely pierced goods back in '04, it seemed like Super Bowl producers were a bit apprehensive with their halftime show performers. We were given a boring decade of wrinkly old men, and then, we got Madonna - finally making it safe to hit the bathroom and re-beer during halftime. Yesterday, Beyonce stomped the hell outta the stage, and dudes and girlfriends alike were glued to the couch.
Beyonce tore through five of her solo hits ("Love on Top", "Crazy in Love", "End of Time", "Baby Boy", and "Halo"), as well as three Destiny's Child classics alongside Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams. But all eyes were on Beyonce - some things never change.