Earworms—everybody's been infected by their mind-consuming touch at some point or another. Whether it covertly slipped its way into your ear as it echoed from your kid's latest Disney obsession, or it was blatantly ingested through over aggressive pop radio plays, that melodic mo-fo ain't goin anywhere. But what happens when a number of these toe-tapping pests are bred into a single, hook-saturated beast? Meet "Never Gonna Wake Up", an evil potion of Rick Astley's unshakably steamy singalong "Never Gonna Give You Up" and Avicii's leg-slappin' barn-to-club ballad "Wake Me Up" concocted by some maniacal German named Nils
. Oh, and the nightmare's not over yet. Littered throughout are samples of Chumbawamba's "Tubthumping". We'll see you all on the other side.