TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2011|
Posted by: Joe Puglisi
I always pictured Indie Jesus with NO beard, because bearded saviors are so mainstream.
Indie Jesus doesn't like your band, but he does forgive them for their last album.
[Thanks for the tip, David!]
BONUS ROUND: Rejected Indie Jesus Jokes
You cry "Indie Jesus" when you hurt yourself doing something ironic.
Indie Jesus turns water into Vegan friendly alcoholic cider (fair trade).
The "Garden of Gethsemane" is actually the back alley outside of a bar in Greenpoint.
Indie Judas sold out Indie Jesus for a mint condition signed copy of In The Airplane Over The Sea, and afterwards felt so guilty he went and got a real job.