1. Britney Spears and Katy Perry are in a feud, apparently.
When Katy Perry was talking to human spitball Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet at the Grammys, she seemed a little crazy. We already know she's crazy, but slightly more than usual this time. She may have cursed while they were live on air and worn a dreadful mop instead of a dress, but that's not why people viciously turned on her. No, when Seacrest asked about her brief musical silence, she said she was "taking care of her mental health," which would've been fine... If she stopped there. But then she added, "I haven't shaved my head yet!"
...This is where the Britney Spears fans went wild.
Yes, obviously she was referring to that moment back in 2007 when Spears shaved her head - but so what? To be honest, that was kind of an iconic moment and I think anyone who makes a joke like that is making fun of said moment, not Brit Brit. Then Brit apparently "retaliated" with this Instagram post (and the same photo/caption combo on Twitter as well) with the caption: "Her mouth speaks from that which fills her heart. Luke 6:45"
Now the internet is opening this up as an official feud between the two loopy pop stars, but I call bullshit. Maybe Brit Brit just felt like getting all biblical and holy while on her sweet vacay? Pretty sure if I was standing in front of an infinity pool like this, I'd be getting all "praise baby jesus!"
or whatever, too:
Obviously, mental illness is a real thing that should not be taken lightly, but I'm all for a silly, light-hearted joke if it means helping someone get through hard reality... And knowing Katy Kat, that was probably her intention. Lighten up, you dramatic internet weirdos!
2. RiRi was getting DRUNK at The Grammys.
Every week I find a reason to love RiRi more, and this week it's the image of her bringing her own bedazzled flask to The Grammys.
I'm proud of RiRi for showing up at all - even after knowing she was going up against Beyonce and Adele (personally, I think Sampha should have won ALL of the awards). Instead, she turned it into her own party. There was no waft of snobby air around her - she came with her friend, partied the night away, and looked chill AF the whole way through.
The flask was probably a good call, since The Grammys only feel like they're 70 HOURS LONG. You are going to need some fuel to keep you going. Coffee? No, no, I mean the good stuff. I only wonder what she was drinking - she probably had her maid back at her mansion make her a martini to squeeze in there - olives and all - 'cause RiRi's obviously a classy lady. Plus, spending $14 plus tip on one cocktail seems to be a bit steep, and I doubt The Grammys had an open bar because everyone there already makes way too many mistakes on live TV while sober.
If I were human spitball Ryan Seacrest, I'd definitely be way more interested in if she's hiding more flasks under that large skirt instead of who she's wearing. Rihanna's got the greatest accessory of all.
3. It's official, Justin Bieber doesn't like his ex's new side piece.
We all know the story: Biebz and Selena Gomez dated like 10 years ago, broke up, and now Selena is kissing The Weeknd in Italy. It's been pretty clear that Biebz doesn't love The Weeknd, but now it's basically confirmed. He recently went live on Instagram with this video, where his friend asks him what his favorite song is at the moment and then he responds with "Starboy," immediately followed by obnoxious laughter, leaving the fans to infer that "Starboy" is not actually his favorite song. It's his least
favorite song. By his least favorite artist.
Sorry Biebz, we forgot you were 12. Like, GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT OVER SELENA.
And also, after they broke up, Biebz posted a crap ton of photos of him with other girls - like, spammed the internet
, so why was it okay for him to do that but suddenly not okay for Selena (especially she's not doing half as much)? Let her do her thang and go cry on stage some more, BRUH.