Rebecca Black, the terrifying child phenom and possible first horsewoman of the apocalypse, is back (again), basking in the rhetorical glory of her new song, "Person Of Interest." The hilariously misguided title of her new single is not helping her quest for legitimacy. Let's listen as we sit back and wait for the CBS lawsuits to ensue
Gotta hand it to Rebecca Black, she's the only pop star on the planet that could suck the Beyoncé-fueled life out of the phrase "ring the alarm." There's a chalkline on the dancefloor in the shape of me.