R. Kelly Has An Awesome Title For His Book
  • THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10, 2011

  • Posted by: Ed McGarrigle

A title says everything, and though it has been ingrained in our minds since we were children to never judge a book by its cover, we're abandoning that notion today. R. Kelly announced that his memoir set to be released, or maybe not, next week will be called Soula Coaster: The Diary Of Me. Consider it judged as horrifically awesome. As though that title was not great enough to ensure that Kelly will join the ranks of other literary luminaries such as Snooki and Paris Hilton, people have taken to the brain trust that is Twitter to offer up their alternate titles to the soon-to-be best selling book. Where is Dave Chappelle when we need him? Anyway, if you like pee puns, urine luck! Check out our favorite alternate titles down below. The Great Gatspee Golden Coaster I'm Not Peeing On You: It's Raining, Baby Territorial Pissings Out Of The Closet (No Homo) The Legend of Peepee Swallow The Giving Pee I'm, Like, So What I'm Drunk Vol. 1 Well done, Twitter, well done. But no matter what this book is called, it is still going to be greater than anything written by Stephanie Meyers. We're on team Kelly. "Shut Up" (a new song released via Twitter, of course)
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