Britney Spears Can't Spell Bitch, But She Plays One Hell Of A Dominatrix
  • WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 02, 2013

  • Posted by: Matt Howard

First Madonna now Britney Spears; American female pop stars are developing British accents as their ages increase and their relevance does the opposite. The latter of the two just released a new music video for her latest single, "Work Bitch", where you barely hear the former superstar sing, but when she does actually raise her voice, it's to awkwardly tell us to "Call tha Guvnah!" While surrounded by CGI hammerheads in a desert oasis, we hear Britney awkwardly recite crap poetry about how make money to afford that Bugatti (and other expensive cars that end -i's) above a booming, yet simple club beat. By the time you begin thinking, "This sounds like a shit commercial," you'll notice the Beats boombox thingy strategically used as a BDSM toy mouth gag.

What confuses us the most, however, is that they find it appropriate to feature Spears as a dominatrix who regularly whips her leathered-up, crawling sex kittens, BUT the word BITCH is too risque to actually spell out in the song's title. Bullshit.

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