Indie Bone: Fiona Apple and Jim James
  • TUESDAY, JANUARY 29, 2013

  • Posted by: Matt Howard

We're making a totally shallow attempt at helping our favorite indie artists find love. In doing so, we look at two (or more) artists, knowing no boundaries such as true sexual orientation, and explain why they'd be the perfect couple. This week, we're pairing the Queen of Despair, Fiona Apple with the always affable My Morning Jacket frontman, Jim James.

Qualities: Fiona Apple

- Bat-shit crazy
- Sexy in a strangely appealing, cryptic sort of way
- Animal lover
- Purveyor of fine foreign crops
- Bat-shit crazy

Qualities: Jim James

- Jovial
- Furry/Cuddly
- Wears a cape
- Has an alter-ego (Yim Yames), making role-play quick and easy. Come to think of it, he kind of looks like a pizza delivery guy, so this is perfect

Time for the final test. Listen to their songs at the same time, and if by chance some crazy Pink Floyd/Wizard of Oz shit goes down, then folks, we've got ourselves a match made in musical heaven.





Nope. Nope. Definitely not. This is terrible. We were way off.

Stay tuned next week when we introduce Tegan and Sara to the Gibb brothers! Things might get glittery.

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