Witch Who Granted Beyonce Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child
  • TUESDAY, JANUARY 10, 2012

  • Posted by: Joe Puglisi

In today's "The Onion is always spot-on" news, our favorite fake newscasters examine the shocking return of a witch who supposedly gave Beyonce all of her talent in exchange for her first born child-- and now she's come to collect. We knew it was something!


BREAKING: Witch Who Granted Beyonc Fame Returns To Claim Firstborn Child


At least this a joke, unlike the supposedly legitimate claims of people on Twitter that the baby is some sort of Satan spawn. I mean, really.
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