WATCH King Tuff's retro-curious video for "Headbanger" keep good company with Skankenstein and the Doo Doo Shoe Blues Band at the Botton Of The Pops, facetiously presented by Funny Or Die.
A more charismatic, enigmatic nomad of a furioso frontman/artist/guitar legend could not be imagined. You cant make this shit up.
Grinning gold teeth behind blonde shades, in black, skeletal denim, with a studded "KING TUFF" across the shoulders where feral locks fall around his infamous "Sun Medallion." With an acoustic guitar slung over the shoulder, King Tuff slinks through the abandoned halls of Detroits Malcolm X Academy. His baseball hat reads "VERMONT." Its the 4th of July.
Will somebody please snap a photo of this animal before it escapes back into the wilderness from which it came??!!
Magic Jake pulls up on a motorcycle, riding left-handed with his bass guitar hanging from the right arm, shoeless.
Kenny arrives in a rusted van, drums stacked in the back atop a shedding sofa complete with coffee table and a thermos full of god knows what.
Captain Cox, prodigy engineer, is attempting to "fix" the mixing console, on his back, under the wires, a flashlight between his teeth and soldering gun in hand.
"COX!" I bark, "What the FUCK are you doing?"
"Just trying to get these channels to work," he laments.
"Whats wrong with them?" I lean under the desk and practically fall into a pile of live spaghetti.
"I built them," he confesses.
King Tuff sits, center stage between Magic Jake and Kenny, his trademark guitar, Jazijoo, on his lap while the rhythm section diligently loops the groove under Tuffs frenetic fingering.
Silent on a marble staircase, a ghost of a child, King Tuff, expressionless, leans back into a half shadow, with rays of silver rings leaping under incandescent light. The sessions go long into the bordering hours of morning.
Never a dull moment. King Tuff exclaims, "Im an expert on the vibraphone." I laugh, and then he performs one, perfect take. Seriously.
My familiarity with Was Dead, his last release, was limited. Under the avalanche of thirty-something demos, Id selected 16 to record for his Sub Pop debut.
After investigating Was Dead I realized that, with his latest offering, his songwriting was stretching far beyond the thrill of the immediate dance-floor reflex and now revealed a songwriter with a keen eye inside everyone. That was the stuff that I was interested in. Embarrass me! I dont give a fuck about your ex-girlfriend.
King Tuff: "You always want to erase the imperfect in your beautiful face, and you think about the time you waste in this impossible place."
"Loop those fucking beats, Kenny!" was my mantra. I shout at the session! Millions of albums arrive daily, yet for Tuff, this is the only one. And I understand that perfectly.
King Tuff sang 16 songs in two days. We chant: "Nobody gives a shit!" This is not precious, its pricelessART. Make it, dont molest it.
But how? More frustration! More saturation! More immediacy! Filthier! Frighten me! Shake it 'til you break it! Its a perversion of a language that sounds like Rock & Roll. But new, again.
Rock & Roll is dead. King Tuff Was Dead. Rock & Roll is alive. King Tuff is dead. The passion is all there is. We ARE wild strawberries.
An artist should never be careful, nor should the audience covet. Take the shot! Embrace the imperfection. Create more music, carelessly.
Weve created something here. King Tuff should not be inspected or even listened to with critical ears. Cut your ears off. Rock & Roll is meant to be blasted into your cells, penetrated, and absorbed. Its a visceral experience.
Seek solace in solitude when youre dead. If you arent able to recognize the genius in this epic album, then youre already dead. Kill yourself. Or get a job.
Stop here. Dont pay attention. Blast it! Its not precious; its real. It belongs to you. Do what thou wilt. Its yours.
All that aside, this album fucking rules. I should know, Ive heard it about a million times.